It was a press conference only Richard Nixon could fully appreciate. Obama howled because he is not worshiped. Obama unwittingly damned himself with Nixon-style self revelations. David Axelrod and Robert Gibbs sat at the sidelines completely engaged in deep stares into notepads and Blackberries doing their absolute best to ignore the Frankenstein monster at the podium.
On Capitol Hill and in the Obama Hopium websites rage at the realization that the backstabber has now stabbed them in the back. Those that baked the Frankenstein monster gasped as the monster jutted his jaw, stretched out his arms, bared his stitched lips, and attacked them.
The Frankenstein monster is loose on the land. Their Frankenstein monster is loose on the land.
What happens next?
Governor Ted Strickland of Ohio, a must win state for Democratic presidential candidates, should have known better. Governor Stickland from Ohio’s southeast represented as a congressman a district filled with white working class voters under great economic distress in Obama’s economy. But in the November 2010 elections Governor Strickland abandoned his voters in order to embrace Barack Obama.
Every piece of Strickland campaign literature distributed had the hated Obama logo on it. In multiple appearances Ted Strickland embraced the Nixonian boy raised by wolves. In multiple campaign appearances, mostly in Cleveland, Ted Strickland, like Charlie Crist, embraced the Frankenstein monster. The people of Ohio recoiled in horror and grabbed pitchforks and torches to beat back the Frankenstein monster at their door.
Ted Strickland should have known better. Obama is Poison. But like the little boy who plays with fire and only stops the dangerous game when burnt – Ted Strickland learned a bitter lesson he should cling to.
That speaks for itself. I'll write about Barack -- or about one of his cultists -- tomorrow.
Instead they went with the unqualified mixed child of questionable parentage.
Anyway. Mitzi. Mitzi e-mailed me to point out that Gabby on Desperate Housewives is not supposed to be a good character. She's supposed to be self-involved and we're supposed to be bothered by her. (She cheated on Carlos, etc. I didn't watch until this year, but I did know she cheated on Carlos. With that guy with the boobs. What's his name? Jesse Metcalf? Is that his name? Mr. Man boobs?)
Mitzi made a great point and I thank her for it.
So Gabby wanted to have her bio daughter (Gabby and another woman's child were switched at birth in the hospital -- this development started this season) and maybe the daughter she's been raising too (Juanita) or maybe not, she didn't spend anytime with Juanita Sunday night. So Gabby calls ICE to report that Grace's mother is undocumented. Then she feels bad (and probably afraid it will be traced back to her) so she pretends she's the maid and that Grace's mother is her. ICE carries her off. Then Grace and her mother have to leave for Texas because, as Carlos explains to Gabby, after you trick federal agents, they tend to want to get back at you.
Gabby cried a like a baby. And never hugged Juanita. I'm really getting sick of Gabby. Thanks to Mitzi for giving me permission to hate Gabby.
Susan was great as always, Terri Hatcher is the best actress on the show. She and Renee (second best actress, Vanessa Williams) ended up going out after Susan heard Renee crying and found out it was Renee's birthday. At dinner, Renee told her the problem was she realized now she should have kept an old boyfriend. Renee got drunk. Back at her place, she let it slip to Susan (who she didn't realize was Susan) that the man was Tom.
Lynette's husband with the big penis.
I had no idea. It may not have come up before. But Tom felt Lynette didn't give him credit for anything and that all her friends thought he was useless so he started telling her she should at least brag on his one big quality. He said something like she should lay it on the table and she replied something like, "Please don't put it on the table."
Lynette was funny. And she had a meltdown at one point and went off in front of everyone about Tom's big penis. After which she stormed out and the elderly woman said that, considering the size of Tom's penis, you'd think Lynette would be happy all the time.
So the killer who's out of prison and living in Susan's house needs one vote to let a halfway house open in the neighborhood. They don't want it and all the neighbors are turning on each other.
Bree? Brian Austin Green's father made an obvious pass at her. She left. Prior to that, she blew her own engagement offer without realizing it. Brian was going to propose but she messed it up. She now knows he was going to propose.
"Iraq snapshot" (The Common Ills):