I love the comic. And I remember when the rapist was first in the news (April 2009, months after the inauguration because the press covered for Barack -- including in November 2008 when the story should have broken about the rape charges) and some little idiots got on a high horse and insisted it didn't matter.
Damn well does. You're related to a sitting president and you're charged with rape? That's news.
So now we've got the crazy aunt. In Kenya, Barack's family can't stop talking about him and it's turned them into celebrities. But the Aunt told the court that being related to Barack would make her a target in Kenya. What a damn liar.
And now we have Roy, doing fundraising with photos of himself with Barack, with a 'foundation' named after their father. And that's not news either, right?
Please. It goes to pattern.
As I feared, Susan's being arrested for poisoning Paul.
Paul's such an idiot. He knows he was being poisoned.
He confronted Susan who told him he was crazy, then he wondered out loud if Mike (Susan's husband and Paul's enemy) could be poisoning him. Then Susan realized that if Paul was being poisoned, the cookies she made for him but gave to her kids' school were poisoned and went rushing to stop people from eating them.
Paul shows up at the school with the police to arrest her.
Did he not grasp that if she knew the food was poison, she wouldn't have distributed it to the school?
Lynette and her husband are arguing and scaring the kids. I'm sick of both of them.
Renee had one scene and only one scene (it may have been two -- it may have started outside and then continued in Bree's house but I think it was just in Bree's house). She found info on the cop who likes Bree (he's filed for divorce -- a year ago -- but is not divorced) which she passed on to Bree.
Bree appears to love him. Is Renee a Republican?
It's fine if she is and more of an acting challenge for Vanessa Williams but I ask because when Renee was trying to get Bree to look, Bree asked if it was something awful like he wasn't a Republican and Renee really didn't register it.
Gabby and her oldest daughter are camping outside. There may be a killer on the loose outside their tent. Yes, that seems a bit much.
"Iraq snapshot" (The Common Ills):