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Donald Trump may have been the best hope the Republican Party had. They never realized it. Hillary Is 44 saw what the Republican Party couldn't. They were idiots.
Desperate Housewives latest episode at Hulu. Actually, it's a two hour finale. It was so great. Renee found out her ex got re-married, she got drunk at the party to welcome Susan back and Renee then became an item with the bartender for one course. During that time, she was so drunk that she was singing (badly -- and Vanessa Williams can really sing) "My Funny Valentine." She got a few things to do this go round for which I was grateful.
The whiners? Tom and Lynette? They're breaking up. Too much money has destroyed them. Awwww. Let's all cry for the lucky bastards. So rough being able to pay all your bills and buy whatever you want.
As I noted already, I have no use for those two.
Susan? Mike got Paul to see the light. He realized it was 2 Missing Fingers who was poisoning him. Paul later gave Susan the key to her home and told her he was moving out and thanked her for having faith in him when no one else did. Susan took some things over at night only to discover 2 Fingers had tied Paul to a chair and was trying to kill him. Susan saved him. Paul then confessed his crimes to the police. As noted already, a party was thrown to welcome Susan back.
Bree? She was told her new police boyfriend was gay. He wasn't. She found out in a comical manner. Then she wanted to check out the ex so she got Renee to go to the store the ex-wife (soon to be ex) owned and bought a ton of clothes. That actually backfired, the visit, but I'm not interested in that.
Bree and the cop finally made love.
We'll come back to Bree.
Gabby? Her step-father who raped her showed up. Carlos was out of town. She went off to Bree to try to get a gun but Bree told her she needed to take a class, etc. Gabby then took training. When he was trailing her, she confronted her step-father. She told him to get out of town. He did. But returned. The party for Susan was in everyone's homes. Renee had drinks. They moved to Lynette's for salad. Bree's for the main course. (Which burned while Bree and her boyfriend were making love.) Gabby said she was headed back to her place to get the desert ready (strawberry cheesecake). She's pulling out table cloths when her step-father surprises her. As he's threatening her and advancing on her, Carlos shows up, grabs something (a candle stick holder?) and clobbers him over the head with it. It kills him.
Bree, Lynette and Susan walk in. See the body. Gabby's upset and insisting that Carlos will go to prison for trying to help her. Bree says, "No he won't."
We learn they hide the body in a chest (everyone else was about to arrive) and that's the end. Oh, and Carlos and Bree now get along.
"Iraq snapshot" (The Common Ills):