Ignore the haters including those two ugly jerks that host the 'show' "The Morning After."
This is the funniest show. New episodes started last night on NBC.
Whitney caught Alex masturbating. She shrieks, closes the bedroom door and walks into the kitchen area. Seconds later, Alex comes running out of the bedroom.
"Do you do that every time I go out?" she wondered. She said it was okay and not like he was cheating on her.
Alex: Whit I've been doing that since I was thirteen so if anything I'm cheating on that with you.
Whitney: At least for me you take off your socks.
He grabs his face with his hands and starts shaking his head and Whitney says, "I'm sorry, do you maybe want to wash your hands?"
Later, Mark comes over and can't figure out what's wrong so Alex tells him Whitney caught him masturbating. Mark wants to know where and Alex tells him.
Mark: The bedroom. How intimate. I always pictured you as a couch guy.
Alex: Pictured me?!?!?!?!
Mark says it's no big deal. It's happened to him before. At the police academy. And "you have to own it.
And anytime you see a mirror assume it's two-way." Poor Mark. He's probably my favorite male character on the show.
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