BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB -- THE KOOL AID TABLE

ARRIVING FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH RON DESANTIS WE WERE SURPRISED TO FIND HIM IN THE LIVING ROOM TAKING A DUMP; HOWEVER, THE GOVERNOR AND NOTED TRANSPHOBE QUICKLY CLARIFIED THAT HE WASN'T TAKING A DUMP, "I JUST HAVE RESTING S**T FACE."

AND BREATH WE REALIZED AS WE ALL BACKED UP A FOOT.

BUT BAD BREATH AND WEIRD FACIAL EXPRESSIONS WERE THE LEAST OF HIS PROBLEMS, WE QUICKLY REALIZED AS HE LAUNCHED INTO A 20 MINUTE ATTACK ON TRANSGENDER PERSONS BEFORE HE BROKE IT OFF AND BEGAN SOBBING ABOUT PULLING A FATTY FOR RUPAUL "AND I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT! NOT GAY!"

HUH?

TURNS OUT CASEY DESANTIS IS A RATHER PLAIN AND CHUBBY WOMAN BUT IF SHE PILES HER HAIR HIGH AND WEARS A TON OF MAKE UP -- "COATS IT ON LIKE A DRAG QUEEN," RON NOTES -- THEN HIS LUNCH BASKET CAN COME TO LIFE -- OTHERWISE THAT BED SNAKE IS LIFELESS.

"AND IT'S NOT JUST THE MAKE UP," THE CLOSET CASE SOBBED, "HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED HER ADAM'S APPLE AS WELL? I DESERVE BETTER! SO MUCH BETTER!"

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

NPR's cancelled four podcasts. (See Ruth's "NPR created their own problems.") They should make it five. TAKING COVER needs to be cancelled as well.

Tom Bowman's always been more of an idiot than a journalist -- but he really let his stupidity shine last week with a 'report.' Bowman and company wasted 49 minutes and over 7,500 words to tell you nothing. NPR should be ashamed of themselves. They gave your war porn while claiming it was reporting.

Here's how it started: A tip to Tom about the US military (when? This year? we're never told). The tip was about events on April 12, 2004 in Falluja. The US military lied. They concealed details of a death. They didn't just conceal it in real time. When Bowman and NPR made an open records request, they were told that there were no records.

This should have been big. It should have been huge.

A report like this should have ended with the family of the dead Marine -- or his friends -- speaking about how disgusting it was that the US military concealed his death for 'optics.' It should have had a comment from Senator Jack Reed who is the chair of the Senate Armed Services Committee.

It didn't. Instead we got a lot of nonsense. Including the fact that no one ever needs to hear NPR reporters tossing around the term "man" as though they're buddies with the veterans. Graham Smith and Tom Bowman aren't part of the Marines. They are journalists -- someone should have reminded them of that.

They use the 49 minutes to serve up war porn.

And to make themselves the stars.

You can listen to the report and find out about how what books and documents the two 'reporters' went through. As though that's the story? Because that is what they made the story.

Not the death, not the cover up. In fact most people listening to this garbage may not grasp at the end, after 49 minutes, that Bowman and Smith never revealed what the story needed revealed.

Here's Tom Bowman yammering away early in the porn:

I might run into a colonel I knew in Afghanistan or a general visiting from his overseas command who can tell me what's really going on. But there are some things, well, people just don't want to talk about in the building. So I might call them at home at night, or...

(SOUNDBITE OF DRINK POURING)

BOWMAN: ...We might meet up at a bar, which is what happened one night at a whiskey bar in D.C. Actually, this very bar, a guy who spent a lot of time in Iraq told me a story very few people knew. He told me that early in the Iraq War, there'd been this tragedy. U.S. Marines had dropped a mortar or a rocket on their own people. That's what they call friendly fire. Now, in this case, he said, one Marine was killed and another seriously wounded. Friendly fire deaths - they happen. They happen in every war throughout history. That's not what made his story shocking. Here's the thing - he said that the Marine brass had actually covered it up, burying the truth about this terrible incident because, he said, the son of a powerful politician was involved in the screw-up.

"SOUNDBITE OF DRINK POURING"? That was needed to drive home that the two are trying for entertainment not not news.

A death was covered up. And it was covered up because "the son of a powerful politician was involved in the screw-up."

We need to know why the cover up and we need to know son of a politician.

They can add sound effects and they can brag on themselves but Bowman and Harris can't deliver the basic facts.

This is shameful.

You can be sure this isn't the only death that got covered up in Iraq. In real time, we used to know the helicopter 'crashes' -- they were under investigation, the US government insisted. Then we'd either find out that they were shot down or there would be no information released on them. But when they happened, despite what was reported by news outlets, the US military would say that it was probably mechanical issues.

No, they were being shot down and shame on the government for lying to the American people.

And shame on NPR for thinking we needed to hear about Tom Bowman and G Smith cock-knocking around with the Marines and asking if reworking a BLACK & WHITE cigar is like making a spiff -- as though that has a damn thing to do with what they're supposed to be covering.

They pad their garbage with stuff that should be on the cutting room floor. For example, "Ben was traveling in South America with his girlfriend, a musician, when I reached him. I set up a time to talk. And a week later, I called him from a studio here at NPR." Who gives two s**ts and what does this have to do with the powerful politician NPR never names.

We don't need 'reporter' Smith sharing, "Yeah. I mean, I've spent a lot of time with Marines over in Afghanistan. I went in 2009 with 2/8 out of Lejeune on the whole, like, insert into the Helmand River Valley and, you know, dropped in with them on the helicopters." That doesn't have one damn thing to do with Iraq or with the April 12th incident. But garbage like that -- where 'reporters' try to make themselves the story -- keeps popping up throughout.

Nor do we need this from NPR 'reporter' Smith, "Yeah. Yeah. And let me preface this whole thing by saying I, you know, like - even after talking to Carlos, you know, I was, like, back in the zone for, like, a week. And my wife was like, why are you being such a b****? And..."

No one needs it. You are not the story. You're nothing but a piece of garbage using 49 minutes of NPR's time -- and the public's money -- to make yourself a star of a report that should be focusing on facts regarding an April 12, 2004 explosion in Falluja.

Brad Shuder is apparently the one the US military lied about. When? When he died April 12, 2004. When did they get honest? I don't know but his correct cause of death (what they lied about) is listed in MILITARY TIMES' HONOR THE FALLEN database:

Marine Lance Cpl. Brad S. Shuder

Died April 12, 2004 Serving During Operation Iraqi Freedom

21, of El Dorado, Calif.; assigned to 2nd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed April 12 by friendly fire in Anbar province, Iraq.

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Brad S. Shuder signed up for the Marine Corps soon after his 18th birthday, making for a dramatic change in lifestyle: He was a gourmet cook who wanted to open a bakery, a man who wore designer fashions and took dates to the opera. “He was a genuine person,” said his longtime friend Kurt Hall. “He was someone who you could trust to be a real friend when you needed one.” The 21-year-old Camp Pendleton Marine from El Dorado Hills, Calif., was killed April 12 by friendly fire in Iraq’s Anbar province. Shuder seemed to know he might die on his second tour in Iraq. “He told us that he felt he wouldn’t be coming back,” his father, Glenn Shuder, said. But he wouldn't listen to his family’s pleas to request a change in assignment. He felt it was his duty to return, his parents said. “From the time he was a youngster, he always wanted to be in the military,” his father said. “He always said it was every American's duty to serve in the military.”

— Associated Press

The original DoD press release lied:

IMMEDIATE RELEASE April 14, 2004
DoD Identifies Marine Casualties

The Department of Defense announced today the death of two Marines who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Lance Corporal Brad S. Shuder, 21, of El Dorado Hills, California, died April 12, 2004, from hostile fire in Al Anbar Province, Iraq. He was assigned to EchoCompany, 2nd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Pendleton, California.

It was not hostile fire, it was friendly fire. A bombing was called in by the US military and it hit the Marines instead.

From a 2011 Laura Newell report that GOLD COUNTRY MEDIA ran:

“It’s never the same,” said Rose Shuder, Brad’s mother. “I guess for me, I wonder what he would be doing now at the age of 29. What would he look like and be doing? It never stops. Time makes it not as difficult, but it never stops.”

Rose said the El Dorado Hills community has been supportive and helpful during the time after her son’s death.

“When Brad died, the support was unbelievable, the community was so supportive for our family,” Rose said. “Everyone was so helpful. It was a great honor for Brad’s memory.”

Brad was adopted from Korea at 18 months old into the Shuder family including Rose and her husband Glenn. They also have a younger daughter Chelsey, 26.The family moved to El Dorado Hills in 1993.

“Brad went through the El Dorado County School system and graduated from Oak Ridge in 2001,” Rose said. “He was very well liked. … He always wanted to be in the military. Upon his graduation, Sept. 11, 2001 happened, so he signed up for the Marines.”

After graduating boot camp, Brad went to Iraq in 2003.

In those six paragraphs, Newell provides more information about Brad Shuder than Bowman and Smith did in their 49 minute 'report.'